Bookworm

"I don't know if these help because I kinda sorta grabbed books at random. Don't tell my boss but I don't actually read much. You asked for World War 2 books? Or did you say World War Cook Books? I forget. Take these and pretend like I'm helping you. I'm new here and need the job badly. Luckily, the boss gave me the position on the spot, during the interview. Isn't that nice? And he gave me this shirt too. It's a little short but I think it makes me look smart. I've never worn a business shirt before! I see people wearing these in banks and offices and stuff. I'm finally a professional too! Oh, what did you say? You wanted Edgar Allen Poe? I thought you said, 'Edgar Allen Porn.' Oh, god. It's immposible for me to concentrate. I need a break."